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Managers: Should Know
Managers: Should Know
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K
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S
PROJECT
Managers
SHOULD
KNOW
The
MECHANIC
http://blogs.msdn.com/saraford/archive/2004/06/14/155399.aspx10
The
Glass
To the
OPTIMIST,
the glass is
half full
To the
PESSIMIST,
the glass is
half empty
To the
PROJECT
MANAGER,
the glass is
twice as big as
it needs to be!
The
SALESMAN
Question:
"What is the difference between a Project
Manager and a used car salesman?"
The answer:
"The used car salesman always knows
when he is lying."
http://www.asapm.org
The PMs
KNOWLEDGE
Question:
When do we really know how long it will
take to complete the project?
Answer:
After we are done!
--http://www.simpleprojectmanagement.co
The
GENIE
http://asocialstudies.wordpress.com/2006/09/22/pmp-joke/
The
"You have no idea where you are or where you are going. You've
gotten to where you are now due to a lot of hot air. And now you expec
me to fix your situation. You are in the same situation now as you were
before I came along, but somehow this is my fault!"
http://www.brighthubpm.com/methods-strategies/14022-top-five-project-management-jokes/
The
BODY PARTS
The
TALKING FROG
A project manager was out walking in the countryside one day
when he found a talking frog.
The frog said, "Hey, if you kiss me Ill turn into a beautiful
princess, and Ill stay with you for a week as your mistress.
The project manager took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it,
and put it back into his pocket.
The frog called out once more, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, Ill stay with you for as long as you wish and do
absolutely anything that you want."
Again, the project manager took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it and put it back.
Finally, the frog demanded, "Whats the matter? You can turn me
back into a beautiful princess, and Ill stay with you forever and
do anything you want. Why wont you kiss me?
The project manager replied, "Im a project manager. I simply
dont have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog.thats cool."
http://fearnoproject.com/tag/jokes
The
GOLFER
The
TITANIC