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CALL CENTER
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
peppers
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper
picked
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
peppers
Wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter
Piper picked?
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said, the butters bitter
If I put it in my batter, it will make my
batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make my
batter better
So twas Betty Botter bought a bit of
butter, better!
How much wood would a
woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, as much as he
could, and chuck as much
wood
As a woodchuck would, if a
woodchuck chuck could chuck
wood.
I hate
grammar!!!
I HATE GRAMMAR!
But if we dont do grammar
From a forwarded text message
(telephone ringing)
Melanie : Hello?
Caller : Hello, good morning.
Id like to speak to
Joey, please.
Melanie : Oh, Joey? Wait
Please hang yourself
(long pause)
AND THE FINAL IS ME!
a dedication to grammar
October 1996
To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave
you. Why? What reason you can think about but
youre very fat body. I thought before that Dennis
only use me to his toy but sooner and later Im
realize that he really cant not beared or
stomached to be with you anymore because at first,
Dennis say he could not stand youre habit of
making paki-alam all his walks [lakad] and always
calling to their house what he go home or this or
that. And then he say he get ashame to met either
in school or in his family and then asking you to
exercise youre very very, very fat body. But you
hate it. Thoughth youre the most preetiest girls
he knows about. What do you think you are
Beautiful Girl of Jose Marie Chan?
Even you are beautiful (to your think)
you do not have the right to called me
whatsoever or else different name or time or
the other for the real purposed to insults my
personality because Im never call you names
either in the front of Dennis or in the backs
of Dennis, but if you start already to calling
me different name, I dont have any other
choice but to call you other different name
to.
Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED,
OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to
youre body that is to a BUDING. You cant not blame
Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more
sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. Im
repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a
girl.
Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S. You say that Im the bad
breathe but who is Dennis want to
kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the
final is me. There you go.
ENGLISH PHONETIC SPELLING
What is the English Phonetic Spelling?
Why is it important to the call center
agents?
CALL CENTER BLOOPERS
For example:
P as in Psalm
E as in Eucharist
I for Immaculate Conception
TSR: Ok sir, we need to check if your PC has a valid IP address.
Cust: And how do you go about doing that?
TSR: Let's open the command prompt, click the start button then
select run and type c-m-d.
Cust: c-n-b?
TSR: No sir, c as in Charlie, m as in Mike, d as in Delta.
Cust: Oh, c-m-t!
TSR: No, it's C-M-D.
Cust: c-m-b?
TSR: CMD... C as in customer, M as in must, D as in die!!
Let us review your standard
Phonetic Alphabet