BUSINESS

CORRESPONDENCE
AND REPORTING

FOUNDATION COURSE - Paper -2 , Section B

Albert Einstein was travelling to universities, giving
lectures on his famous theory of relativity. One day
while on their way to a university,

His driver said:" Dr. Einstein, I've heard that lecture

more than 30 times. I have learned it by heart and I
bet I could give it myself."

"Well, I'll give you the chance," said Einstein,

"They don't know me at the next university, so when we

get there I'll put on your cap and you introduce
yourself as me and give the lecture." Einstein
continued.
At the hall, the driver gave Einstein's lecture so
wonderfully that he didn't make any mistakes.

When he finished, he started to leave, but one of

the professors stopped him and asked him a
question which was very difficult. The aim of the
question was not gaining knowledge but
embarrassing Einstein.

The driver thought fast.........

"The answer to that problem is so simple," he said,

"I'm surprised you have to ask me. In fact, to show

you just how simple it is, I'm going to ask my driver
to come up here and answer your question."!
 Moral of the Story is:-

If You Have
Communication Skills,
You Can Fool
Intelligence
 SLOGANS
• #Sign on a railway station -
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
 #SEEN ON A BULLETIN BOARD
• Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
 A TRAFFIC SLOGAN:-
• Don't let your kids drive if they are not old
enough
OR
else they never will be old
 #THE BEST ONE BY
INDIAN ARMED FORCES
Its God's Responsibility to forgive the
Terrorist Organisations.
It's our Responsibility to arrange the
meeting between them & God.
Once a Bird asked a Bee:
After constant hard-work, you prepare honey. But
a man comes & steals it. Don’t you feel sad ?

Wonderful reply by Bee:

Never... Because the only thing man can do is to
steal 'my honey'... not the 'art of making honey'...

Attitude Matters !!!

 THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Smile

to at least One Unknown (?) person

while walking So That......... He Forgets

His PROBLEMS
& Starts Thinking….