NEVER HAVE

I EVER
Never have I ever wanted
to be one of the
Kardashians.
Never have I ever sung
karaoke.
Never have I ever secretly
wished I were a wizard at
Hogwarts.
Never have I ever slept in
regular clothing
 Never have I ever had a
nightmare about zombies
chasing me
Never have I ever been
scared of clowns
Never have I ever thought a
cartoon character was hot
Never have I ever played
Candy Crush
 Never have I ever faked
being sick so I could play
video games.
 Never have I ever looked out the
car's passenger seat window and
imagined it was a scene from a music
video.
Never have I ever Googled
my own name to see what
comes up
 Never have I ever stalked an
ex’s boyfriend or girlfriend on
social media.
Never have I ever spent
hours watching funny
videos on YouTube
Never have I ever ridden
a skateboard
Never have I ever cheated
on a test.
Never have I ever been a
bully
Never have I ever been to
a sleepover
Never have I ever dropped
Mentos into Coke or Pepsi
Never have I ever used the
excuse “my dog ate my
homework”
 Never have I ever stolen a
friend's story and pretend it
happened to me
 Never have I ever lied about
staying after school and went
somewhere else.
Never have I ever walked
in on someone in the
bathroom.
Never have I ever sent a
text to the wrong person
Never have I ever laughed
so hard, I peed my pants.
Never have I ever listened
to Justin Bieber.
Never have I ever tasted
dog or cat food.
 Never have I ever used
someone else’s toothbrush.
Never have I ever used a
public restroom that had
no toilet paper
Never have I ever snuck
into a club
Never have I ever fell in
love with my friend’s
sister/brother
Never have I ever gotten
into a fistfight
Never have I ever been in
violation of a school dress
code
Never have I ever dated
more than one person at
once
Never have I ever had a
dream about someone I
liked
Never have I ever drank
alcohol in front of my
parents.
Never Have I Ever Eaten
Food That Fell On The
Floor?
Never have I ever broken
a bone
 Never have I
ever regifted a gift
Never have I ever pulled an
all-nighter
Never have I ever binged
an entire series in one day
Never Have I Ever Cried
While Watching Titanic.
Never Have I Ever Tried To
Cut My Own Hair.
Never Have I Ever Tried To See How
Many Marshmallows Can Fit Into
My Mouth.
Never Have I Ever Dropped My
Phone In The Toilet.
Never have I ever prank
called 911
 Never have I ever
pretended to like a wine to
look classier.
 Never have I ever lost
count of how many drinks I
drank.
Never have I ever eaten
butter by itself.
 Never have I ever eaten a
full frozen pizza by myself.
 Never have I ever called the
wrong person, but pretended I
meant to call them.
Never have I ever had
surgery.
 Never have I ever
pretended to laugh at a
joke I didn't get.