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Become Your Best Self
Become Your Best Self
Have you
been feeling
lost lately?
• Not yourself?
• Sad?
• Lonely?
• Burdened by too much money and/or
gold?
The Cause is
Simple
You have lost your connection to
your higher self
But There is a
Solution
True enlightenment
is now available from
a reliable source.
This Is Dave
While attempting to break
the world record for most
consecutive whippits,
Dave was hit by a golf cart
and was declared legally
dead for 15 minutes. In
those 15 minutes Dave
saw god and achieved
complete enlightenment.
He is Willing
to Teach
You
You can come to Dave’s
house and he will teach
you the secrets of the
universe. If you want you
can live there. Leave
everyone behind and live
on Dave’s couch
What Will Dave Teach You?
Itis $79,000
Dave accepts cash, gold, bitcoin,
and tigers
Give him your credit card
You can trust Dave
FORSAKE YOUR FAMILY
EMBRACE DAVE