This poem humorously highlights the irregularities and inconsistencies in English pronunciation and spelling through a series of rhyming couplets. It notes how words like corps and horse, tear and wear, blood and food, and through and dough are spelled similarly but pronounced differently. It provides examples of homophones and near-homophones like meat and meet, died and diet. The poem aims to confuse the reader by pointing out these inconsistencies, concluding that mastering English pronunciation is nearly impossible.
This poem humorously highlights the irregularities and inconsistencies in English pronunciation and spelling through a series of rhyming couplets. It notes how words like corps and horse, tear and wear, blood and food, and through and dough are spelled similarly but pronounced differently. It provides examples of homophones and near-homophones like meat and meet, died and diet. The poem aims to confuse the reader by pointing out these inconsistencies, concluding that mastering English pronunciation is nearly impossible.
This poem humorously highlights the irregularities and inconsistencies in English pronunciation and spelling through a series of rhyming couplets. It notes how words like corps and horse, tear and wear, blood and food, and through and dough are spelled similarly but pronounced differently. It provides examples of homophones and near-homophones like meat and meet, died and diet. The poem aims to confuse the reader by pointing out these inconsistencies, concluding that mastering English pronunciation is nearly impossible.
This poem humorously highlights the irregularities and inconsistencies in English pronunciation and spelling through a series of rhyming couplets. It notes how words like corps and horse, tear and wear, blood and food, and through and dough are spelled similarly but pronounced differently. It provides examples of homophones and near-homophones like meat and meet, died and diet. The poem aims to confuse the reader by pointing out these inconsistencies, concluding that mastering English pronunciation is nearly impossible.
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse. It will keep you, Susy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy; Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war TEAR IN EYE YOUR DRESS YOU'LL TEAR. and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, SO SHALL I! OH, HEAR MY PRAYER, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; PRAY, CONSOLE YOUR LOVING POET, Gertrude, German, wind and mind, MAKE MY COAT LOOK NEW, DEAR, SEW IT? Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet JUST COMPARE HEART, BEARD AND HEARD, does not rhyme with ballet, DIES AND DIET, LORD AND WORD, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. SWORD AND SWARD, RETAIN AND BRITAIN, (MIND THE LATTER, HOW IT'S WRITTEN!) Blood and flood are not like food, MADE HAS NOT THE SOUND OF BADE, Nor is mould like should and would. SAY—SAID, PAY—PAID, LAID, BUT PLAID. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, NOW I SURELY WILL NOT PLAGUE YOU Toward, to forward, to reward. And WITH SUCH WORDS AS VAGUE AND AGUE, your pronunciation’s OK BUT BE CAREFUL HOW YOU SPEAK, SAY BREAK, STEAK, BUT BLEAK AND STREAK, PREVIOUS, PRECIOUS; FUCHSIA, VIA; PIPE, SNIPE, RECIPE AND CHOIR,
CLOVEN, OVEN; HOW AND LOW;
SCRIPT, RECEIPT; SHOE, POEM, TOE, HEAR ME SAY DEVOID OF TRICKERY, DAUGHTER, LAUGHTER, AND TERPSICHORE , WHEN YOU CORRECTLY SAY CROQUET, Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, ROUNDED, WOUNDED, GRIEVE AND SIEVE, conscience, scientific. Liberty, library, FRIEND AND FIEND, ALIVE AND LIVE. IVY, PRIVY, FAMOUS; CLAMOUR AND ENAMOUR heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, RHYME WITH HAMMER. RIVER, RIVAL, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but TOMB, BOMB, COMB, DOLL AND ROLL AND allowed, People, leopard, towed, but SOME AND HOME. STRANGER DOES NOT RHYME WITH ANGER, NEITHER DOES vowed. DEVOUR WITH CLANGOUR. Mark the differences, moreover, Between SOULS BUT FOUL, HAUNT BUT AUNT, FONT, FRONT, WONT, WANT, GRAND, AND GRANT, mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, SHOES, GOES, DOES. NOW FIRST SAY wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; FINGER, AND THEN SINGER, GINGER, Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, LINGER, REAL, ZEAL, MAUVE, GAUZE, GOUGE disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, AND GAUGE, MARRIAGE, FOLIAGE, MIRAGE, AND AGE. QUERY DOES NOT RHYME WITH VERY, NOR DOES FURY SOUND LIKE BURY.
DOST, LOST, POST AND DOTH, CLOTH, LOTH.
JOB, NOB, BOSOM, TRANSOM, OATH. THOUGH THE DIFFERENCES SEEM LITTLE, WE SAY ACTUAL BUT VICTUAL. REFER DOES NOT RHYME WITH DEAFER. FOEFFER DOES, AND ZEPHYR, HEIFER. MINT, PINT, SENATE AND SEDATE; DULL, BULL, AND GEORGE ATE LATE. WAIT, SURPRISE, PLAIT, PROMISE, PAL. WORM AND Face, but preface, not efface. STORM, CHAISE, CHAOS, CHAIR, SENATOR, SPECTATOR, Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. MAYOR. TOUR, BUT OUR AND Large, but target, gin, give, verging, SUCCOUR, FOUR. GAS, ALAS, Ought, out, joust and scour, AND ARKANSAS. SEA, IDEA, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear KOREA, AREA, PSALM, MARIA, and tear Do not rhyme with here BUT MALARIA. YOUTH, SOUTH, but ere. SOUTHERN, CLEANSE AND CLEAN. DOCTRINE, TURPENTINE, MARINE. Seven is right, but so is even, COMPARE ALIEN WITH Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, ITALIAN, DANDELION AND Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, BATTALION. Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of SALLY WITH ALLY, YEA, YE, Psyche!) Is a paling stout and EYE, I, AY, AYE, WHEY, AND KEY. spikey? Won’t it make you lose your SAY AVER, BUT EVER, FEVER, wits, NEITHER, LEISURE, SKEIN, DECEIVER. HERON, GRANARY, CANARY. CREVICE AND DEVICE AND AERIE. WRITING GROATS AND SAYING GRITS? IT’S A DARK ABYSS OR TUNNEL: STREWN WITH STONES, STOWED, SOLACE, GUNWALE, ISLINGTON AND ISLE OF WIGHT, HOUSEWIFE, VERDICT AND INDICT. FINALLY, WHICH RHYMES WITH ENOUGH, THOUGH, THROUGH, PLOUGH, OR DOUGH, OR COUGH? HICCOUGH HAS THE SOUND OF CUP.