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EDE 207
Introductory of English Language
Chapter 7
Why do we
care?
RICKY C. SEDILLO JR., LPT
Discussant
‘“You seemed to find one or two of the reports very
interesting, sir.” “Did I?”
Morse sounded surprised.
“You spent about ten minutes on that one from the secretarial
college, and it’s only half a page.”
“You’re very observant, Lewis, but I’m sorry to disappoint
you. It was the most ill-written report I’ve seen in years, with
twelve—no less—grammatical monstrosities in ten lines!
What’s the force coming to?”’
(Colin Dexter, Last Bus to Woodstock, 1975, p. 33).
Why would a busy Chief Inspector spend his
time scrutinizing, counting, and correcting the
grammatical mistakes in the reports submitted to
him, rather than focusing on their contents?
Why should the sloppy grammar of a missive
from the secretarial college provoke Morse into
despair for the future of the police force?
Why do we care about grammar and spelling to
the extent that minor errors trigger paroxysms of
despondency and gloom concerning the future of
our society and its language?
Rights and Wrongs
Since most people recognize the inevitability of
linguistic change, or are at least aware that
Shakespeare’s language differs from our own, we might
wonder why they are unwilling to allow the language to
continue to change today.
As we have all had to acquire the English language,
negotiating its grammatical niceties, its fiendishly tricky
spellings, and its unusual pronunciations, it is
impossible for us to adopt a neutral position from which
to observe debates concerning correct usage.
Different social and educational circumstances create
alternative perspectives from which to judge what is
correct, or ‘ordinary’, usage.
Conventions of correct usage are drummed into us
early in our lives, by parents and schoolteachers, and it
is very difficult to shake these off in adulthood.
Much of the success of style guides may be credited to
society’s tacit acceptance that there are rights and
wrongs in all aspects of usage, and a desire to be saved
from embarrassment.
Rather than question the grounds for the prescription,
we turn to usage pundits as we once turned to our
schoolteachers, in search of guidance and certitude.
In a fast-changing and uncertain world, there is
something reassuring about knowing that the values of
our schooldays continue to be upheld, and that the
correct placement of an apostrophe still matters.
Good Grammar in the Marketplace
Another reason for our concern with such pedantry is
bound up with the social cachet that surrounds the
concept of ‘good grammar’.