Lying

"Gaslighting isn't real idk what you're

talking about bro." And other fun
falsehoods to tell your friends

By Quentin Pieper
It's fun, easy, and
free!
• You can lie about anything at all.
• You can use it to get into
people's heads and make them
go insane
• It's very funny getting people to
believe things.
How To Lie

• Pick a victim
• Start talking about nothing
Gooberishness,
Tomfoolery, Whimsical
fella
• I personally have gotten people to
believe really fun things.
• I convinced a friend there was an
ancient mesapotamian society
that would polish their turds and stuff
them back up their bums.
• She would have believed it for the rest
of her life if I didn't eventually tell her it
was fake.
• The picture is her genuine reaction
when I told her the truth
Pranked
• Yeah actually I have never lied in
my entire life
• Get pranked dude
• Lying is a venial sin that sends you
straight to the depths of H E
Double Hockey Sticks and I'm not
into that.
Sources
• Photo by Jametlene Reskp on Unsplash  Pinochio picture
• https://www.verywellmind.com/is-someone-gaslighting-you-4147470
• Gaslighting picture
• Photo by LinkedIn Sales Solutions on Unsplash  The people talking
picture
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface Trollface picture
• Picture of my friend soyfacing is technically hers and I stole it but I am
the only person with that picture I think so its mine.