[NAME OF THE

PROJECT] XL-
CONNECT
MEETING/ASSEMBLY/COORDINATION [DATE]
AUTHOR ALEXANDRA CIURIUC
WEB HTTPS://XLCONNECT.EU/
ELEMENTS

Atoms

Chemical
Testing

Formulas
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 Following the EU regulations in this General Meeting

 We do not tolerate discrimination on religios, race, cultural, disability or any other basis
 Protect women against maxism
 Forbid any kind of harassment
 DISCLAIMER ABOUT CODE OF
CONDUCT
AS YOU MAY KNOW RESEARCH IS DONE SOMETIMES IN A HARSH ENVIRONMENTS WITH
HOSTILITIES BETWEEN COLLEAGUES. I HAVE BEEN VICTIM OF HARASSMENT IN MY FIRST
2 JOBS IN BARCELONA. FORTUNATELY I HAVE RECOVERED WITH THE HELP OF THERAPY
AND MY GOODWILL COLLEAGUES. I WISH I KNEW WHO I WAS GOING TO WORK WITH
BEFORE I STARTED BUT THAT WAS NOT POSSIBLE. FOR THIS REASON I AM VERY CAUTIOS
IN MY RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN COLLEAGUES AND PARTNERS. PLEASE FORGIVE ME IF I
SEEM A BIT CREEPY, MAYBE IT IS DUE TO A BIT OF PTSD. THE RULES OF THIS GENERAL
MEETING ARE THE FOLLOWING.

• NO CLOSE CAPTION PICTURES TO FACES WITHOUT PERMISSION.

• NO PICTURES OF THE SLIDES, WHICH WILL SHARED LATER UPON REQUEST.

• DO NOT TRY TO STEAL MY FINGERPRINTS. I WEAR FINGER PROTECTION ANY WAY.

• NO FOOD IS ALLOWED TO ENTER IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

• SARCASM IS NOT ALLOWED DURING THE PRESENTATIONS.

• NO MENTION TO RELIGIOUS TOPICS ARE ALLOWED.

• BOTH EAST EUROPEAN AND WEST EUORPEAN CODES OF CONDUCT APPLY. THAT
MEANS I CAN TALK IRONICALLY ABOUT THE PUNCTUALITY OF GERMANS.
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CONDUCT
• IF YOU SUFFER ANY KIND OF HARASSMENT YOU CAN CONTACT WITH THE
POLICE OR A MEMBER OF THE ORGANIZATION.
• NOR DEMANDS, COERCIONS OR HARSH LANGUAGE ARE ALLOWED.
• PUNCTUALITY IS A MUST BOTH IN THE MORNING AND AFTERNOON.
• JOKES ABOUT NATIONALITIES ARE NOT ALLOWED.
• PRESENTATION DELAYS OF MORE THAN 5 MINUTES ARE NOT ALLOWED.
• IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR OWN COMPANY, PLEASE DO NOT
BRING IT TO HERE. BE RESPECTFUL WITH EVERYONE AND TAKE A BREAK IF
NECESSARY.
• DO NOT FOLLOW PEOPLE THAT GO OUTSIDE THE CONFERENCE ROOM. THAT
COULD BE CONSIDERED STALKING. INSTEAD USE A DIFFERENT EXIT DOOR IN
THE LEFT OR RIGHT.
• DRINKING WATER IS ALLOWED IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
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CONDUCT
• IF YOU FEEL A BIT PTSD, PLEASE DO NOT BLAME-SHIFT YOUR COLLEAGUES.

• IF YOU GET VERY UPSET, PLEASE BREATH UNTIL YOU CALM DOWN. WE ARE
TOTALLY UNDERSTANDING YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES.

• DIALOGUES ARE CALMED WITHOUT HARSH ARGUMENTS TO ALLOW COLLABORATION.

• COLLABORATION IS MORE EFFICIENT IN CALM DIALOGUE. DO NOT USE CLICHÉS OR TECHNICAL

JARGON UNLESS YOU HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN IT, WHICH MOST OF THE TIME WE DO NOT HAVE.

• PLEASE DO NOT TALK LOUDLY ON YOUR PHONE OR COLLEAGUES.

• DO NOT USE SOCIAL NETWORKS DURING THE MEETING. NO PUBLICATIONS UNLESS APPROVED
BY THE ORGANIZER

• DO NOT SEND LINKEDIN CONNECTION REQUESTS UNTIL YOU MEET EACH OTHER. MASSIVE
CONNECTION REQUESTS ARE LIKE STALKING.

• DO NOT MAKE ANY POST ABOUT THE GENERAL MEETING UNTIL THE END. STALKERS
ARE FOLLOWING ME AND YOU. DO NOT GIVE ANY CLUES ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

• IF YOU HAVE A CONNECTION ON LINKEDIN THAT IS STALKING SOMEONE IN THIS GENERAL

ASSEMBLY, BLOCK HIM BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING ABOUT DAY 1.
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CONDUCT
• PLEASE DO NOT POST ANYTHING ABOUT THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY UNTIL THE DAY AFTER.

• WE OR I WILL MAKE A LINKEDIN POST AT THE END OF THE MEETING AND THE PICTURE. SO
DO NOT WORRY ABOUT LINKEDIN POSTS.

• IF SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH YOUR IDEAS OR RAISES THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE, THEN IT
IS LIKELY HE WANTS TO START AN ARGUMENT. BUT NOT WHEN THAT IS DURING THE DINNER
TIME.

• SPREAD YOURSELF AROUND AND KEEP THE DISTANCES WITH EACH OTHER.

• DURING YOUR INTERVENTIONS GO TO THE POINT AND AVOID SPECULATING OR BRINGING

UP CONSPIRACY THEORIES. WE KNOW WE ARE IN A HARSH ENVIRONMENT BUT THERE IS NO
NEED TO FILL THE TIME FOR DISCUSSIONS WITH CONSPIRATIONS. THAT IS A WASTE OF TIME.
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